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Jivesliven's favorite FMLs
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
by rs / 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous
by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
by S12Sophia / 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm / France / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
by epicsquishii / 05/01/2012 at 7:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
by thyisnothorses / 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Steve / 04/28/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by poo4brains / 04/28/2012 at 12:42am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
by yosenfal / 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by Jason199615 / 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
- Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to… Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny… Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded…