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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3709
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She hered everything. mega FML

#6271933
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (9438)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML

#6270812
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (2677)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML

#6270812
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (2677)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38882) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, ma boyfriend told me tat every time e as sex wit me e tinks about some mutant bunny cick from "Final Fantasy." FML

#6268793
90 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend . When I found out I asked him about it . He replied . "Don't worry babe, she is perfect looool an way too good for me" . big fat FML

#6267510
66 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:09am - love - by Kittykatkrunch (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with fir yeres. She was having one of those, ( I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me ) days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, ( If u were a hot guy, you'd date me, looool right? ) FML

#6217069
138 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 7:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings an hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

#6200798
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (2017)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML

#5589145
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45050) - you deserved it (3366)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, after an amazing sex session, mah boyfriend rolls over and stare lovingly into mah eyes, puts his hand on mah cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (4471)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183290) - you deserved it (19010)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I realizd that the shorts I have been wereing all day say ( Juicy ) on the ass . My name is John looool . FML

#5136850
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12641) - you deserved it (48437)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with mah mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in mah mouth. FML

#5128135
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42097) - you deserved it (7390)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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