Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Jirekianu2

Search for a member

Jirekianu2

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1263
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Jirekianu2's page activity

Visits<b>hunteryager</b> - the 10/23/2013 at 4:53pm<b>sbuxsux11</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 2:13pm<b>kochichka</b> - the 12/04/2012 at 12:36am<b>Attica</b> - the 10/23/2012 at 12:12am<b>missalice0306</b> - the 05/13/2012 at 8:06am<b>Snookie85</b> - the 09/18/2011 at 4:22pm

Jirekianu2's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of Jirekianu2's badges

Jirekianu2's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34274) - you deserved it (8021)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38039) - you deserved it (5689)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32620) - you deserved it (436051)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: