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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4073
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Jirekianu2's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27454) - you deserved it (8052)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (3988)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

#18153338
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (2459)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44279) - you deserved it (3965)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss' use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

#18146820
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24919) - you deserved it (7933)

On 11/03/2011 at 11:44am - work - by LuckyLoser9 - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

#18137857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (5528)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36918) - you deserved it (3008)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

#18117452
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (2439)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55199) - you deserved it (4328)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31465) - you deserved it (6184)

On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53693) - you deserved it (8346)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a concert. I got into a fist fight with a drunk girl. My older brother tried to pull me away from her by holding both my arms back. I spent the last half of the concert in the hospital because I couldn't shield my face. FML

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

#18005500
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (3452)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32514) - you deserved it (6096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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