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Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous
by wallets / 02/29/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Work
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by thisguy / 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm / Canada / Transportation
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by hatinthelife / 02/18/2012 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
by B / 02/03/2012 at 8:17pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…