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Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous
by wallets / 02/29/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Work
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by thisguy / 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm / Canada / Transportation
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by hatinthelife / 02/18/2012 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
by B / 02/03/2012 at 8:17pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over…