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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4786
  • Number of comments : 285
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

#19597798
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24094) - you deserved it (2209)

On 05/09/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30191) - you deserved it (2692)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31960) - you deserved it (2350)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8131) - you deserved it (87718)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29448) - you deserved it (2025)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30186) - you deserved it (12067)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (2839)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42444) - you deserved it (6948)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40779) - you deserved it (3382)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29762) - you deserved it (5574)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27938) - you deserved it (4591)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (30616)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35224) - you deserved it (5201)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

#19320127
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29369) - you deserved it (13669)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)



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