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Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27994) - you deserved it (3047)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31014) - you deserved it (18274)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

#18392103
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (5083)

On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42862) - you deserved it (4493)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (9380)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39245) - you deserved it (3242)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69988) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32175) - you deserved it (15837)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38282) - you deserved it (8469)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50294) - you deserved it (6087)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (2484)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States



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