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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4012
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Jirekianu2's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29227) - you deserved it (5613)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29627) - you deserved it (2100)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29627) - you deserved it (2100)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24913) - you deserved it (3828)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

#18553944
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (5473)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32288) - you deserved it (2554)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (2890)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31539) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31539) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

#18542598
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16468) - you deserved it (42466)

On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50159) - you deserved it (2339)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33465) - you deserved it (2605)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33135) - you deserved it (4335)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11388) - you deserved it (48731)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (9263)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States



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