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Jirekianu2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4126
  • Number of comments : 241
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Jirekianu2's favorite FMLs

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30571) - you deserved it (3169)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (3812)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29481) - you deserved it (2889)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (3008)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50337) - you deserved it (4176)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (4944)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30112) - you deserved it (4907)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25953) - you deserved it (8845)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (2867)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46822) - you deserved it (3421)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

#18682352
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29248) - you deserved it (4142)

On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34511) - you deserved it (10237)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36962) - you deserved it (2820)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55840) - you deserved it (11604)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26506) - you deserved it (5975)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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