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Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
by UnfortunatelySingle / 07/21/2015 at 2:15am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML
by damnnn / 07/17/2015 at 8:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, after nearly two months of working at my new job, one of my co-workers finally explained to me that the list of tasks that our boss gives me every day are actually HER duties, and as I complete them, she just sits in her office and watches Netflix. FML
by ineedaraise / 07/14/2015 at 9:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anonymous / 07/14/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
by ow my kidneys / 07/14/2015 at 6:33am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Miscellaneous
Today, my bosses were boasting about their work-funded retreat, including the $1,800 bottle of wine the company paid for. This would be fine if they hadn't just told me there are no funds to pay me for the work they've got me doing. We are also the biggest company in our industry. FML
by Wolfrunner87 / 07/13/2015 at 1:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by retail hell / 07/12/2015 at 9:11am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by unfortunate / 06/30/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by rubgy_lover / 06/27/2013 at 11:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by sicksicksick / 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML
by kiss98367 / 06/16/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Love
Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by fuckedbyahipster / 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm / Finland / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…