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About Jinx1010 : I enjoy talking, I get bored often and i really dont talk much

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Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (95879)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53545) - you deserved it (6825)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23039) - you deserved it (50951)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40910) - you deserved it (9379)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36235) - you deserved it (6545)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53489) - you deserved it (22505)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)



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