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by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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