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JimmyTheSquid

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JimmyTheSquid : awesome sauce

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JimmyTheSquid's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

by shit.... / 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love