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Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML


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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML


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