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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13287
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jimmy : Obv I'm Jimmy. I'm 20, play drums, and I'm a student.
aww what the hell here is my facebook:
facebook.com/jimcruz

I just posted my myspace... FML

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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17018) - you deserved it (44350)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17018) - you deserved it (44350)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (2784)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

#715
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18261) - you deserved it (4698)

On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (1733)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version



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