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JimberlyHope

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 444
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JimberlyHope : I like ponies and whatnot.

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Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 5:10pm<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 2:38am<b>KittyLove6</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:29pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 10:41pm<b>lilmissish</b> - the 01/15/2014 at 3:26pm<b>Dracoboxer357</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 3:22pm<b>Mightytall</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 1:32am<b>fish_ster</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 12:21am<b>FeelingIT</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 8:56pm<b>IcemistDragon</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 11:27am<b>Epikouros</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 11:25am<b>disturbed678</b> - the 09/28/2013 at 3:43am<b>ronak</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 1:42pm<b>rob02</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 2:33pm<b>crackmore278</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 2:44am<b>AugieSaint</b> - the 07/25/2013 at 2:07am<b>nswedin22</b> - the 07/23/2013 at 3:37am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:11pm

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JimberlyHope's favorite FMLs

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm / Jordan (Al Balqa') / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML