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JillianlikesVogu
  • Town/Country : Where the mustard is from, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2368
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JillianlikesVogu : Je m'appelle Jillian. J'ai dix-huit ans. J'habite a Dijon, France.
My name is Jillian. I am 18. I live in Dijon, France.

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Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16545) - you deserved it (40048)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21337) - you deserved it (2751)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19253) - you deserved it (5610)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (11129)

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