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JillianIsLoveee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9982
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JillianIsLoveee : My name is Jillian.
I love Gummi Bears, Coheed and Cambria, and writing stories.
I'm kind, loyal, and quiet.
But, deep down, I'm kind of mean and love proving people wrong.
I can sing any Coheed and Cambria song you want me to, and I purposely search for times when I can quote Gilmore Girls.
I love America's Funniest Home Videos because you can watch people hurt themselves for free.
I love medical shows, the stranger, the better.
Go ahead, ask me about Claudio.

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JillianIsLoveee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112988) - you deserved it (8493)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

#4203551
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47822) - you deserved it (2417)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

#4192462
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62952) - you deserved it (4010)

On 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm - work - by mandy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18148) - you deserved it (55642)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

#2295349
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15932) - you deserved it (58342)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

#2248680
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47014) - you deserved it (24014)

On 05/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by anonymouss (woman) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (140535)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165447) - you deserved it (8460)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110414) - you deserved it (5720)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)



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