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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7287
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML


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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML


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On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML


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On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

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