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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (23 years)
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About Jigaboojizz007 : Well to start out i am 16, my name is Jenn. I really love Fmylife! It always makes me smile & laugh! :D

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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
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I agree, your life sucks (151727) - you deserved it (15735)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74293) - you deserved it (16245)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12047) - you deserved it (80230)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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