Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Jigaboojizz007

Search for a member

Jigaboojizz007
  • Town/Country : oxnard, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jigaboojizz007 : Well to start out i am 16, my name is Jenn. I really love Fmylife! It always makes me smile & laugh! :D

Jigaboojizz007's last visitors

qtips402Horde

Jigaboojizz007's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Jigaboojizz007's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117355) - you deserved it (11546)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62359) - you deserved it (11642)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

#1243795
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7937) - you deserved it (67221)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

#1079164
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96338) - you deserved it (5005)

On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
901 comments

I agree, your life sucks (538205) - you deserved it (38303)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by