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JiffyMix88
  • Town/Country : Orlando, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 August 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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