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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
- Today, I was teaching a new employee on how to put out a grease fire while it was still in the pan.… Today, I realized I was late for work so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog… Today after spending an hour and a half desperately trying to shit I had no choice but to glove up…