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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 394
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About JfeverGirl : Yeah, I can't spell and I don't give a flying fig about grammer. So don't bother.

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)

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