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Today, my mom informd me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church fir my wedding ceremony cuz she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (4332)

On 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm - animals - by KitKat270 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom informd me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church fir my wedding ceremony cuz she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (4332)

On 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm - animals - by KitKat270 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with mah sister an mom, where you had to take off yur shoes an sit on the floor. After the meal, I realizd mah shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get there shoes stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49229) - you deserved it (3242)

On 05/27/2009 at 8:51pm - misc - by Jdub (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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