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  • Number of visits : 1669
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

#948871
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106299) - you deserved it (24903)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
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I agree, your life sucks (830176) - you deserved it (91066)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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