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JessieTaft

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About JessieTaft : I like animals. And basketball. Yep that's pretty much it

JessieTaft's page activity

Visits<b>pooldude</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 4:22pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:34pm<b>ScarletRoses92</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:21pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 6:18pm<b>justcause001</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 3:29pm<b>goblue10871171</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 11:18am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:57pm<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:08am<b>YepThatsMeee</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:58pm<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 4:27pm<b>Enslaved</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 3:22pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 12:25pm<b>Firewar</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Thebangs5</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 9:16pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 9:37am<b>whale_fail44</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 12:58pm<b>Emzinatorbot</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 4:52pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:34am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:33am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:08am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:52pm<b>totallylosing</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 5:50am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 3:50am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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JessieTaft's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31240) - you deserved it (6434)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30988) - you deserved it (7412)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

#21205080
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51555) - you deserved it (5104)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49417) - you deserved it (5520)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

#21196551
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41015) - you deserved it (4976)

On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56350) - you deserved it (5218) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

#21193510
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42619) - you deserved it (7263)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42835) - you deserved it (5938)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42835) - you deserved it (5938)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50020) - you deserved it (3683)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46351) - you deserved it (8341)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

#21177356
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25043) - you deserved it (44147)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54897) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40580) - you deserved it (6735)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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