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JessieTaft

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JessieTaft

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About JessieTaft : I like animals. And basketball. Yep that's pretty much it

JessieTaft's page activity

Visits<b>Metagrim</b> - yesterday at 7:34pm<b>bitchimabunnyz33</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 1:15am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 12:09am<b>dabomb0513</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 9:09pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 6:54pm<b>MrABomb</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 12:02am<b>KristaAaronn</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:41pm<b>Austrand22</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 12:17pm<b>Siettadulce</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 3:35am<b>catchmenow1</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 2:16am<b>turtles4life</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 1:04am<b>TCRII</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 11:20pm<b>SalsaVerdeDonut</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 9:50pm<b>avengers1214</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 9:48pm<b>harley1077</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 7:53pm<b>sunny1225</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 5:36pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Awkwardtacoooo</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 2:29am

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I agree, their lives suck

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JessieTaft's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

#21205080
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47376) - you deserved it (4678)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47609) - you deserved it (5314)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

#21196551
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39438) - you deserved it (4803)

On 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54292) - you deserved it (5129) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

#21193510
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40559) - you deserved it (6868)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (5746)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (5746)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (3492)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing hysterically, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45610) - you deserved it (8279)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

#21177356
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (42497)

On 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (257952) - you deserved it (47586)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States



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