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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About JessieTaft : I like animals. And basketball. Yep that's pretty much it

JessieTaft's page activity

Visits<b>BeccaRaye</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 4:17pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 6:05pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 12:50am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:45pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 9:37pm<b>matthew710</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 2:38pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:02pm<b>qlimax00</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:38am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 3:53am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 12:38pm<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:20pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:48pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 5:16pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:57am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 4:03pm

Fucked!<b>OhYouMad</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 12:40am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:05pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:05pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:34am<b>gopi</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:34am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:33am<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:08am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:52pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 3:50am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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JessieTaft's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

by heckaza / 01/19/2016 at 1:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

by heckaza / 01/19/2016 at 1:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

by fmltom / 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

by IrisKitty / 08/18/2015 at 3:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

by matou / 07/09/2015 at 4:41pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Transportation

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

by jasondrags / 07/03/2015 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, our 8-month-old son had a big cold and his nose was blocked. I couldn't find the baby nose pump in it's usual place, so I went to ask my husband. He had it in his hand, and was using to decorate the cake that was going to be served to tonight's guests, my parents. FML

by Anonyme / 06/25/2015 at 8:40pm / France (Bourgogne) / Kids

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 9:34am / United States (Maine) / Kids

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

by dragonfyre73 / 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN / 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2014 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Health

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

by TheKingKen / 07/01/2014 at 8:33pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

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Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love