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Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML
by Anonymous / 07/25/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (New York) / Work
by blaise / 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
by clementine_k / 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Nic / 02/23/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Virginia) / Work
- Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my… Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years… Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been…
- Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'…