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JessieMongoose
  • Town/Country : Everywhere and nowhere, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15711) - you deserved it (46919)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37445) - you deserved it (16573)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
928 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (403332)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

#112701
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32175) - you deserved it (36674)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)



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