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  • Number of visits : 1675
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89088)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

#18070183
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (3053)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Could Actually Feel My Toe Hairs Flapping In The Breeze . I'm A Girl . FML

#17926318
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23122) - you deserved it (15644)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (15437)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML

#17726207
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , this girl who has been stalking me fir almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love fir me with her passion fir cheese!!

#17547922
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (3252)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Sending Boyfriend Dirty Texts To Try And Turn Him On Sohen I See Him The Next Day He Will Want To Get Intimate. Twenty Minutes Later He Texts Back, "ew Stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (16461)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband decidd he needs to be thankd after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. big fat FML

#17051248
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38119) - you deserved it (6241)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (3247)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent mah day in the living room waiting 4 the pizza guyhile mah best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

#17036855
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34682) - you deserved it (2771)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter asked y there looool was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31476) - you deserved it (6990)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)



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