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Jessica0928

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 745
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jessica0928 : I like to read, travel, shop in thrift/antique stores, I love anything vintage. I like to cook and bake, go camping and quadding, play volleyball, and hang out with friends. I've been with my amazing boyfriend for almost 3 years. I love music, my favorites are Ed Sheeran and The Civil Wars. Some favorite TV shows would be Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Game of Thrones, HIMYM, and Modern Family. I love anything makeup or beauty-related; would like to become a makeup artist and hair stylist eventually. I'm a diehard Harry Potter fan. I am also a Pinterest addict. Yup, that's about it.....

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Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49083) - you deserved it (21219)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47002) - you deserved it (4229)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

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165 comments

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38459) - you deserved it (16674)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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91 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

#20837089
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55156) - you deserved it (5025)

On 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by NewBride (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47934) - you deserved it (23057)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States



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