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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1991 (24 years)
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About Jessi416 : I love my Tyler. I love my friends. I love my family. I love my life. I love you and I love humanity.

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Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (4762)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13552) - you deserved it (42668)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (5770)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

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