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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jessi416 : I love my Tyler. I love my friends. I love my family. I love my life. I love you and I love humanity.

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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (3628)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31366) - you deserved it (3284)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10793) - you deserved it (109545)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30688) - you deserved it (3982)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38327) - you deserved it (5397)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (5172)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46900) - you deserved it (4442)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47633) - you deserved it (27042)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

#15399949
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45951) - you deserved it (3846)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (6530)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML

#14449121
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20966) - you deserved it (1877)

On 01/03/2011 at 5:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

#14255221
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10937) - you deserved it (31799)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32031) - you deserved it (2742)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)



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