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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Jessassy : I'm emo, atheist, and depressed. I can be fun outgoing and I love photography!

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Visits<b>thatkid00117</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 8:48am<b>rob02</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 9:13am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 7:41pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 3:34pm

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55782) - you deserved it (14638)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46085) - you deserved it (5895)

On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42987) - you deserved it (9381)

On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -



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