About Jessassy : I'm emo, atheist, and depressed. I can be fun outgoing and I love photography!
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Jessassy's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by nopanties / 03/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2013 at 3:35am / Intimacy
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