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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 763
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JessalynVictoria : Just little ol' me. Nothin to see here. Move along... Lol

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22184) - you deserved it (46605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML


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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML


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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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