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Jessa91
  • Town/Country : Wisconsin, USA
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Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)



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