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JessGivsBesitos
  • Town/Country : Modesto, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JessGivsBesitos : heyy names jess and ya thats all u need to kn... >=D

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62955) - you deserved it (5691)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34349) - you deserved it (4782)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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1231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38760) - you deserved it (570122)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (989081) - you deserved it (78709)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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