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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 February 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60529) - you deserved it (9143)

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