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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 38867
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jertastic : What don't Kill you Makes you more strong

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Today, I had sex looool with a new guy!! After we were done, he noticed mah lighter on mah nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame!! After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified!! FML

#2401782
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61391) - you deserved it (13801)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper cuz he wantd to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colord in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." mega FML

#1807678
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46609) - you deserved it (7647)

On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I cut down a daad traa in my yard. Tha top hit tha ground an tha basa saasawd up in tha air an cummd down on my haad. I hit tha ground lyk a sack of flour. Fortunataly, tha wood was rottd an soft. Unfortunataly, tha chainsaw was still running. 28 stitchas in my calf. FML

#1807200
242 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Taday my grandpa told me he can still get arousd even though looool he is 84. Im 32 an have erectile dysfunction. mega FML

#1578524
67 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by fuckerman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer . I apparently signd papers allowing an intern to do it fir practice . Se was in er early 20s and smoking ot so as se was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection . FML

#1525413
291 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States

Today... I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs this hobo was peeing. Two seconds before... I told mah friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

#1519871
60 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by DudeManBro69 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

#1452410
134 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing mah hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry mah hair. FML

#1449729
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70911) - you deserved it (4516)

On 04/29/2009 at 5:40am - health - by Mars (woman) - United States (California)



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