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Jerrica_23
  • Town/Country : Lawson, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Jerrica_23 : my life is full of embarrassing moments. so ill probably put alot of them on here.. =]

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Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (8571)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78895) - you deserved it (3112)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)



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