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Jeremyy
  • Town/Country : Houston, Texas
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22279) - you deserved it (5728)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9002) - you deserved it (34433)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (19506)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - love - by fmynote (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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