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Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (3332)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19654) - you deserved it (28002)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

#14784737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (4195)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

#13221595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23980) - you deserved it (8668)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373088) - you deserved it (42431)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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