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Jerakl

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Jerakl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jerakl : I like to build PCs play video games. At the moment I. Anyways, I also like Disney's Frozen. It's a great movie. I work at a pizza place down the road from my house. I'm working towards becoming an engineer of some sort. I like Chemistry and Physics. I hate Bio with every fibre of my being.

Favorite food: packing material
Favorite movie: probably Frozen
Favorite TV show(s)/anime(s): SAO, AoT, FMA:B, Fairy Tail
Hobby: video games and PC tweaking I guess?

I have loads of free time. That being said feel free to message me about whatever you want to talk about. However, like most people, I don't know everything.

This is really unorganized!

Jerakl's page activity

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Liked!<b>3051628</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:15am

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Jerakl's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (2467)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17456) - you deserved it (29852)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a reward for finishing all my work in maths, I was told I could leave early. Apparently, later on, the class had a random attendance inspection. I didn't know about this until I received a detention for not being present at that class. My teacher had completely forgotten about me. FML

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (18711)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (26086)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (2562)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45768) - you deserved it (2944)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60034) - you deserved it (4626)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

#21189564
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46121) - you deserved it (4521)

On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52289) - you deserved it (16891)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

#21159616
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48971) - you deserved it (5176)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50241) - you deserved it (16879)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

#21130965
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43180) - you deserved it (3665)

On 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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