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Jerakl

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Jerakl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Jerakl : I like to build PCs play video games. At the moment I work at a pizza place down the road from my house.

I have loads of free time. That being said feel free to message me about whatever you want to talk about. However, like most people, I don't know everything.

Future Canadian Military Serviceman.

Main hobby is buying and downloading vidya gaemz.

Jerakl's page activity

Visits<b>Chronophobia</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:06pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:03pm<b>SoloAutotunE</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:14am<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:40pm<b>lnheritance</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:22pm<b>3051628</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 4:00pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:00pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 2:01pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 3:49am<b>bjf21</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 11:59am<b>SingingWolf</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 1:48pm<b>lord_meloetta</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 2:04am<b>juan3611</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:04pm<b>stonealone</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 11:44am<b>arandomtacotree</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:58am<b>x_hero</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:22am<b>KaneHunter</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 2:12am

Fucked!<b>3051628</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:15am

Jerakl's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Jerakl's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (2318)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

#21457909
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (4059)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

#21425682
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35943) - you deserved it (6012)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - kids - by afather - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

#21425055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (4556)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML

#21422437
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (1623)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm - animals - by foxownerapperantly - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

#21421687
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (2737)

On 06/06/2015 at 9:01am - intimacy - by cockblockedbyFB - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

#21420087
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36825) - you deserved it (2562)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23856) - you deserved it (2598)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

#21414219
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25431) - you deserved it (2569)

On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32742) - you deserved it (5157)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (7090)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (4359)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML



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