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Jerakl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 652
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Jerakl : I like to build PCs play video games. At the moment I work at a pizza place down the road from my house. I'm working towards becoming an engineer of some sort. I like Chemistry and Physics. I hate Bio with every fibre of my being.

Favorite food: packing material
Favorite movie: probably Frozen or Tokyo drift
Favorite TV show(s)/anime(s): SAO, Trigun, FMA:B, Fairy Tail
Hobby: video games and PC tweaking I guess?

I have loads of free time. That being said feel free to message me about whatever you want to talk about. However, like most people, I don't know everything.

This is really unorganized!

Jerakl's page activity

Visits<b>SoloAutotunE</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:14am<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:40pm<b>lnheritance</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Junkiegamer</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:22pm<b>3051628</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 4:00pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:00pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 2:01pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 3:49am<b>Chronophobia</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 9:59pm<b>bjf21</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 11:59am<b>SingingWolf</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 1:48pm<b>lord_meloetta</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 2:04am<b>juan3611</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:04pm<b>stonealone</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 11:44am<b>arandomtacotree</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:58am<b>x_hero</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 9:22am<b>KaneHunter</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 2:12am<b>AyyFlag230</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 11:41pm

Fucked!<b>3051628</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:15am

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Jerakl's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

#21414219
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20501) - you deserved it (2059)

On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (4849)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (6997)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (4350)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105) - you deserved it (13)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43268) - you deserved it (19596)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29748) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153) - you deserved it (31676)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a reward for finishing all my work in maths, I was told I could leave early. Apparently, later on, the class had a random attendance inspection. I didn't know about this until I received a detention for not being present at that class. My teacher had completely forgotten about me. FML

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (18734)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (27112)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32809) - you deserved it (4579)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (2570)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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