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JennyK1414
  • Town/Country : Minnesota, The United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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132 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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100 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
125 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
142 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
89 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

#4007461
233 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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152 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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1159 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

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185 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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109 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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