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JennyK1414's favorite FMLs
by whatdoesitmatter / 10/01/2013 at 6:47am / India (Tamil Nadu) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
by dadyoureacunt / 09/21/2013 at 9:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by some people... / 09/19/2013 at 1:35am / United States / Work
Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
by ElizaZee / 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
by crushed / 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I went to a suicide prevention walk with a girl I like. Before the walk, we bought balloons to set free when they called the names of the deceased. To buy a balloon, you had to write a name on a sheet. Apparently, you weren't supposed to write your own. They called my name. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML
by Zuzubat / 09/05/2013 at 7:29pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by swana99 / 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He… Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were… Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized…