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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jenny555 : I have the body of a God.
(Unfortunately it's Buddha)

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Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24270) - you deserved it (4309) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)



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