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Jenniferovoxo
  • Town/Country : Mars, Space Owns Me
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 73
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jenniferovoxo : I'm cute, I know Hollah@YourGuuh (;

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61834) - you deserved it (9125)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)



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