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JenniferNThomas

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JenniferNThomas

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JenniferNThomas : I'm 15,
I enjoy
gaming
Just having a general all around innocently good time
fields
spending hours in Barnes and nobles!
And fmls because they make me feel like my awkward moments aren't as bad as they could be lol
Hmu if you just wanna talk :D

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JenniferNThomas's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19866) - you deserved it (2453)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

#21218479
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46761) - you deserved it (4078)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52471) - you deserved it (3806)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (3742)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

#21207963
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36547) - you deserved it (6082)

On 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (5761)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

#21203678
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40806) - you deserved it (3696)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (3369)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

#21202986
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (11920)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was really upset and the girl I like saw me. She told me what a great guy I am and that I deserve to be happy. With any other girl but her. FML

#21202480
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (3993)

On 07/08/2014 at 2:04am - love - by SadlyNotMe - United States

Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

#21201617
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40657) - you deserved it (4022)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom



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