About JenniferNThomas : I'm 15,
Just having a general all around innocently good time
spending hours in Barnes and nobles!
And fmls because they make me feel like my awkward moments aren't as bad as they could be lol
Hmu if you just wanna talk :D
About JenniferNThomas : I'm 15,
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JenniferNThomas's favorite FMLs
by bad birthdays / 08/16/2014 at 1:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by ew / 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by WickedRene / 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Scotty / 07/28/2014 at 6:16am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by ... / 07/27/2014 at 1:51am / United States (California) / Kids
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
by betrayed / 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
by all puked out / 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Sun_Kissed18 / 07/09/2014 at 3:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting… Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in… Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend,…