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JennaMason
  • Town/Country : Somewhere Sunny ,, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 5874
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JennaMason : Jenna Marie Mason... But you can stick to Jenna.
i believe in give and take, if you respect me I'll respect you, call me a bitch, etc, you sure as hell would get treated like one, but when you get to know me you will realize that i can be a friendly person. I'm not so different from the other girls but at the same time I'm nothing like them either. i really don't care what people on here think of me. i have things to improve on and i want to, but i won't. i am what i want to be, and i live life the way i want to and the way i think is right. i won't waste my time dealing with judgmental people who need to love themselves first before loving anyone else.

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Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (7005)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
252 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
252 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor who helped me sell my condo so I could move in with my boyfriend. FML

#14705441
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On 01/25/2011 at 1:10am - intimacy - by raaquel - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

#14698327
101 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
154 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
154 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
992 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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