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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7708
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JennaMason : Jenna Marie Mason... But you can stick to Jenna.
i believe in give and take, if you respect me I'll respect you, call me a bitch, etc, you sure as hell would get treated like one, but when you get to know me you will realize that i can be a friendly person. I'm not so different from the other girls but at the same time I'm nothing like them either. i really don't care what people on here think of me. i have things to improve on and i want to, but i won't. i am what i want to be, and i live life the way i want to and the way i think is right. i won't waste my time dealing with judgmental people who need to love themselves first before loving anyone else.

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Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17577) - you deserved it (43063)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64625) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67253) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out... I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell... "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7890) - you deserved it (60696)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, at ma ardressing job, ma frst client of te day came in fir a cut. Her air smelld awful, anden I askd ery, se informd me tat se'd gotten trasd wit some friends te nigt before, and one of tem ad looool pukd in er air. Se came to me to get it cleand out. FML

#16271295
98 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, wile working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck ma tip in ma back pocket as I was walking away . I wis I knew tis before I'd trown er to te floor fir toucing ma iney . FML

#16268137
150 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending 8 months an $11,000 on school, I was denid a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decidd to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her frst job. EVER. FML

#16053406
101 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by alphafoxy21 - United States (Alaska)

yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
103 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

#15935216
171 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

#15935216
171 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I trid to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to mah husband in a tight leather corset. I endd up passing out. mega FML

#15899408
164 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today at 6am I was waiting fir the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeles man cummed up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut !! FML

#15738282
287 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)



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