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JennaMason
  • Town/Country : Somewhere Sunny ,, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 5884
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JennaMason : Jenna Marie Mason... But you can stick to Jenna.
i believe in give and take, if you respect me I'll respect you, call me a bitch, etc, you sure as hell would get treated like one, but when you get to know me you will realize that i can be a friendly person. I'm not so different from the other girls but at the same time I'm nothing like them either. i really don't care what people on here think of me. i have things to improve on and i want to, but i won't. i am what i want to be, and i live life the way i want to and the way i think is right. i won't waste my time dealing with judgmental people who need to love themselves first before loving anyone else.

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Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14142) - you deserved it (31553)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (6069)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60535) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61489) - you deserved it (3349)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
132 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

#16271295
97 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

#16268137
148 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

#16053406
101 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by alphafoxy21 - United States (Alaska)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
102 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
164 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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183 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States



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