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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6312
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JennaMason : Jenna Marie Mason... But you can stick to Jenna.
i believe in give and take, if you respect me I'll respect you, call me a bitch, etc, you sure as hell would get treated like one, but when you get to know me you will realize that i can be a friendly person. I'm not so different from the other girls but at the same time I'm nothing like them either. i really don't care what people on here think of me. i have things to improve on and i want to, but i won't. i am what i want to be, and i live life the way i want to and the way i think is right. i won't waste my time dealing with judgmental people who need to love themselves first before loving anyone else.

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Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31044) - you deserved it (2830)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31044) - you deserved it (2830)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (4599)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (4599)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (65872)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29155) - you deserved it (15062)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32583) - you deserved it (13937)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (3261)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (3261)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (3322)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (3322)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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