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by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Derp-A-Herp / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
by anonymous / 05/04/2011 at 6:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
by FromNL / 03/25/2011 at 8:22am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
by jballer / 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy