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JenL
  • Town/Country : St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 372
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39138) - you deserved it (5837)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216 (93)

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

#16041844 (130)

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On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (7196)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377 (358)

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (4604)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (4414)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360 (275)

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260 (457)

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004 (206)

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (13391) - you deserved it (64131)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)



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