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Jelbeztok

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

#20081621
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28529) - you deserved it (3026)

On 09/21/2012 at 12:51am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (22311)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

#7324506
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21405) - you deserved it (3097)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Eli (man) - United States (Illinois)



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