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Jeffo193

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Jeffo193

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1297
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jeffo193 : I'm funny. Well, I know I am anyway.

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Jeffo193's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38776) - you deserved it (9889)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4267) - you deserved it (64483)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

#6940089
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34427) - you deserved it (3430)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13008) - you deserved it (54966)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

#3025655
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45936) - you deserved it (19172)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
337 comments

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7062) - you deserved it (23706)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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