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About Jean_Axe : Er... whatever i don't post much here but if i do its probably cause i found something incredibly funny or stupid.
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Today, I fractured my knuckle at the gym. My girlfriend offered to drive me to Urgent Care. As I threw my gym bag in the car, my keys flew out of the bag's pocket and hit her in the face. I spent the whole afternoon getting dirty looks from nurses because of my broken hand and her black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59261) - you deserved it (4933)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)



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