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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML


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