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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Jclan_91419's favorite FMLs

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34283) - you deserved it (3155)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8701) - you deserved it (42196)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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