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Jclan_91419

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jclan_91419 : Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality,

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me...

Bohemian Rhapsody

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (40390)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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