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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 2000 (13 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jclan_91419 : Yes, I'm 12 years old. BUT GUESS WHAT!!! I don't play grand theft auto, I don't play xbox, I don't cuss, and I don't treat other people like garbage. But I do play ps2, ps3, and ps4. I love pokemon and final fantasy. When I grow up I'm going to try as hard as i can to get a degree to become a doctor and help people. I wanna be a doctor because you get lots of money and i have to prove my family wrong. They think I'm a horrible person and I'm going to change that. I'm the youngest of two brothers.

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Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8064) - you deserved it (40359)

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